Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Snoop Dogg's Orange Juice

I just can't get over the fact that Snoop Dogg brought a glass of orange juice on stage with him when he presented a VMA a few weeks ago. Granted, it was probably more screwdriver that orange juice, but the sight of him prooved a long standing point of mine: Snoop has a very strange amount of power. It started a few years ago when he began popping up in cell phone commercials. "A gangster rapper in a cell phone commercial," I noted. "He's either sold out or he has something he can hang over the heads of all the right people." Now it's clear. Any bean pole who can sip a glass of citral pulp in front of all the celebrity A-listers without anyone pointing out the elephant in the room (that Snoop is in fact, very dorky looking) has some crazy power going on.

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